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عدد الرسائل : 112 تاريخ التسجيل : 16/04/2007
| موضوع: Lough With Medicine الثلاثاء مايو 22, 2007 5:57 pm | |
| >A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that >we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him >looking for work in six weeks." >A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one >person put it in another and have him looking for work in four >weeks." > >A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we >can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have >them both looking for work in two weeks." >An American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way >behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White >House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other >half preparing for war | |
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