عدد الرسائل : 112
تاريخ التسجيل : 16/04/2007
|موضوع: Lough With Medicine الثلاثاء مايو 22, 2007 5:57 pm|| |
>A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
>we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him
>looking for work in six weeks."
>A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
>person put it in another and have him looking for work in four
>A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we
>can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have
>them both looking for work in two weeks."
>An American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way
>behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White
>House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other
>half preparing for war
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